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hedoamigo — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 15:59:31 CST

5th Annual Hedo Amigo Week @ Hedo II
Core Dates for the 2012 trip are March 24th to 31st

2011 was ******* ridiculous!!. We were over 150 people and burned the place to the ground!. Three theme nights, Welcome Party, Dirty Amigo, Photo Scavenger Hunt, Name Necklaces, Gifts and Prizes and much much more. 2012 is going to be the best trip yet!

The Hedo Amigos are primarily a party group with people from all walks of life, locations and interests. Mostly couples with a few singles sprinkled in; we have nudes, prudes, sinners, saints, repeaters and noobies. The one thing that we all have in common is love for Jamaica, Hedonism and partying our collective asses off!

Membership is free and the only thing we require is that you must be at the resort for a few days during our core dates.
If you are interested in joining the Hedo Amigos or want more information, please click this link.

http://www.adulttravelforum.com/forums/showthread.php?12127-Hedo-Amigos-3-24-to-3-31-2012-End-of-the-World-Party!

In 2011 we had a couple special theme nights including “SP&P (Shoes Panties and Pasties)” and “Little Black Dress”. We will have new (or old) special theme nights and more for 2012 and will be planning those in the months ahead. Also returning will be our own custom tattoos, endless neekid pool volleyball and more rounds of beer bongs and Suck and Blow Jell-O shots. Oh and who can forget our Dirty Amigo Gift Exchange and the now infamous Friday blow out party at the neekid pool!

Again in 2012 we will be corresponding our week with the Wild Women Vacations hosted by First Travel. First Travel is now the official travel agent of the Amigo’s!! While you do not have to book with First Travel to be apart of our group…you would be silly not to. Booking with First Travel gives you these added perks when you travel with the Hedo Amigos.

1. No bump guarantee for the week of 3/24 to 3/31. Last year was 100% occupancy for most of the week!
2. Access to the very sexy Wild Women suite and beach parties.
3. On site travel agent just in case you have any problems while your there.

Call First Travel @ 888-242-1055 for information and special pricing. Tell them you want to be part of the Amigo’s!

Amigo Trip Reports

hedoamigo — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:20:04 CST

Jeff and Jen 2009

Wyoswift 2009

danjensv 2008

Asader83 2008

Firedog 2008

Hem08 2008

Hedo Pics

hedoamigo — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:08:15 CDT

Welcome to Hedonism III	Drink anyone?	Lunch at the Reggae Cafe
Main Dining Room	The Best Pool In Jamaica	Best Place to Chill in Jamaica
School Girl Night	Little Black Dress Night	PJ Night
LBD 2009

Jeff and Jen 2009

hedoamigo — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:32:54 CDT

3/26 – 4/4 Trippin’ with the Amigos! Face Down (aka Jeff and Jen)

Wow…what a week! This was our 8th time to Hedo III and our 10th to Jamaica, all I can say this was the best trip we have ever had! Why, the incredible people that traveled with the Hedo Amigos! This was the Amigos 3rd trip and we were off the hook...literally! 81 strong, the dynamic of the group was awesome; with no drama, just fun, sun, too much rum and plenty of neekidness; just friends partying their collective asses off! The Hedo Amigo’s are primarily a party group with people from all walks of life, locations and interests. Mostly couples; we had nudes, prudes, sinners, saints, repeaters and noobies. So first and foremost…thanks to all 81 of you that made our trip one to remember for the ages. You are a great bunch of peeps…who know how to rock out with you cocks out! Additionally, the resort was in fantastic shape, for being 10 years old and the abuse it takes from guests and the Jamaican weather, it was just as we remembered on our virgin trip of 2000 (which has not been the case in some previous trips). Lance Parish, the new General Manager was visible everyday and doing a fantastic job. From walking around the dining room at breakfast to ask how you were doing, to working the nude pool bar for an hour one day serving up drinks. Needless to say we were very impressed with him. Food was also particularly good this trip especially at Pastafaria and Munansan and of course, John at the nude grill was simply wonderful dishing up yummy Jerk dishes all afternoon long. The new EC’s are finding their groove and did a good job entertaining us, getting the party started when needed and joining in when we were already rolling! Props to Frass, Son, our girl Melody, Boombastic and Deva. Considering the resort was at 100% capacity with 20+ rooms being bumped and the problems that can arise when that happens, we really have nothing to say negatively about the property, activities or staff!! (Except maybe take the Red Wine out of the cooler in Pastafaria…room temperature people!) Speaking of bumping, we traveled with Wild Women Vacations this year and are so happy that we did. Not one WWV booking lost a room and Beth was there on top of any problems that arose. You will not find Beth lounging by the pool, the girl works her tail off day and night making sure all of their guests are taken care of and happy! So thanks to Robert and Beth for being such an excellent TA, we would recommend First Travel to anyone! Alright then…with that said I’m going to do a day by day style report. I remember most of the trip , but some things might be a little out of order or fuzzy, any of you more sober Amigo’s feel free to correct me when needed. Our trip actually started on Thursday 3/26 with a short two night side trip to the west end of Negril, if you want to skip that, continue on down to Day 3. I will use initials in describing others to protect the guilty, so please sit back, pop a Red Stripe or two and enjoy…it is going to be a long one!

Thursday – March 26th – Day 1
Yippee, no more sleeps, the countdown on the computer has reached zero and we are off to the airport @ 7:00am. Surprisingly suitcases were packed 3 days ago and we ready to go! Ahead a short flight from Raleigh to Charlotte and then onto MoBay with an ETA of 1:30pm. Morning starts of bad with fog and traffic heading to the airport…which are two things you rarely see in this part of the country. Make the airport in 1 ½ hours, usually takes 45 minutes but all is good as we still have plenty of time. Informed at the airport that RDU is closed due to fog, but Charlotte is not and we will miss our flight to MBJ…balls! At first they tell us we will not make it to JA today, we firmly asked to look again and behold we have flights…not pretty but we are going to make it. So after an airline change, a terminal change, 4 hours sitting at RDU and another 4 hours sitting in MIA, we land at Sangster’s at 8:05pm JA time. Since it is late we quickly breeze through immigration and customs and even with an airline change our bags have all arrived. Off to the SuperClubs Lounge just to let them know we will be returning on Saturday morning at 10:30 to go to Hedo III. The SC rep arranges for a taxi to Negril for us at $90, but we will have to wait for a few minutes for him to arrive. No problem, head outside for a smoke, that Jamaican air and my first Red Stripe…wait no I instead try my first Jamaican Guinness which was very yummy! As we are waiting we meet another cab driver who says he will take us to Negril for $60…so score we are off The Rockhouse Hotel. Good friends B&D had arrived earlier that morning and we called them to let them know we are on the ground and rolling towards Negril. We asked what was going on at the Rock House and they informed us that everything was shut down…so told them to get ready that we were going out when we got there. Ride to Negril was not bad, could not see much as it was dark and we got our only rain shower of the entire week during the 1 ½ hour ride. Check in no problem, head to the room to freshen up and arrives B&D. Hugs and kisses all around…hell ya we are in JA. I guess we were a little loud because our neighbor made it a point to come out of his room to inform us that there were no windows, just screens in the rooms here…wow it is 10:00 at night…definitely not at Hedo. I guess he will be in for a rude awaking once I and the misses return around 2am to test out the 4 poster, mosquito netted bed!! We walked down the street to Three Dives Jerk, which is a pretty famous Jerk Shack in Negril for what I have heard. Lots of people there and was looking forward to eating some Jerk and drinking a few beers. Well they were not serving food and the vibe of the place was just not what we were looking for that night. Very mellow with lots of ganja smoking, circle dancing, bongo playing and fire dancing on the beach. So we get a cab and head back towards 7 mile beach to go to Margaritaville. Arrive, and it is closed….WTF nothing seems to be going as planned today. Cabbie says no problem mon, ”I have a place for you guys to go, great place where both locals and tourists hang” OK, lets go…so after numerous rights and left into the heart of the city we arrive at what could be best described as a compound, big gate opens up, cab drives in, big gate closes. Rut-row-raggie. We can hear music pumping in the background so at least we are at a bar. So Jen and I and B&D walk into “Scrub-a-Dub” which turns out to be a strip club that used to be a carwash and they liked the name so much they did not bother to change it. All was good though, beers were cheap and the rum punch was strong and girls were entertaining! After a couple of hours, our long day was wearing on us and we headed back to the Rock House…unfortunately, too exhausted to try to wake the neighbor!

Friday - March 27th – Day 2
Up early and did a little shopping along the road near our hotel. You can really tell that the people of Negril are more laid back than any other Jamaicans we have met in MoBay or Ocho. The shop keepers were not pushy as some can be in the markets and shops in the other parts of the island we have visited…me thinks the ganja is good here mon! Had breakfast at the Rock House which was good, but I tell you it isn’t fun paying for everything…me miss my all-inclusive! I had written Kevin Levee, (former manager of Hedo III and current manager of Hedo II) and asked if we could stop by Hedo II on Friday for a tour as we had never been before. We met with Kevin and he set us up with Melzina, a very sexy sales associate to show us around the resort. On our way out of the office he asked if we would like to have dinner and hang out for the day…hell ya we would! We had not brought any bathing suits…but who the hell needs those anyway! Melzina gave us the $10 dollar tour… the property from tip to tip. Was funny as we strolled onto the nude beach fully clothed and the looks we got…reminded me of the orientation tours they give at Hedo III when they bring them through the nude pool. I wanted to strip right there but our tour was not complete so I just put my eyes down and tried not to look creepy! Once the tour was over we were free to roam the resort…which we did. I have to say that Hedo II is ******* gorgeous! I can see why it has been there for 30 years and has such a strong repeat customer base. We ended up at the nude pool and stripped down to our naughty bits…finally naked!! OK…it was noon and we were the only ones in the pool….everyone else was on the beach lying around? As the day and sun moved on it seemed more and more people migrated from the beach to the pool and we finally got to talk with some Hedo II folks. All in all a great day…very mellow from what we are used to at Hedo III, but as they say “days are days” and “weeks are weeks”…it could have been just an off one at Hedo II. Clothes back on so we could head back to the Rock House to shower and get dressed for dinner. On the way out we decided to do the waterslide, a little comparison with the one at Hedo III…so off with the clothes again…woo hoo! Slide at Hedo III is faster but I liked the openness of the one here. On our ride back to the Rock House the conversation somehow got on Negril’s “Special Cake” with the cabbie…so before we knew it we made a stop to pick some up. Now I and the wife are not ganja smokers…not that I have any moral or social problem with it…my problem is that it makes me sleepy and the last thing I want to do in JA is sleep my vacation away. But, what the hell, you only live once right? Cake was good…too good!! We made it back the Hedo II for dinner around 8:30 but I hit the wall around 10pm and really do not remember any of the evening. Melzina, if you are reading this I apologize for how I may have acted at dinner…it was not me speaking but that damn cake! Cab ride home, no memory….getting in bed, no memory…falling out of bed, no memory!! Still did not get to wake our neighbor up!

Saturday – March 28th – Day 3
First words out of my mouth were, “Why is the lamp on the floor?” Wife says, “You did that when you fell out of the bed you dumb ass!” Oh…**** it…it is Saturday and Hedo III and the Amigos await…but lets wake that neighbor first!! Cab picked us up right at 9:00 so we could get to the airport by 10:30 to meet 12 or so Amigos for the Party Bus! We asked to stop for a good, quick breakfast…45 minutes later we were back on the road; at least the breakfast was damn good! (Selina's World Famous Banana Pancakes) The driver I think felt bad we were going to be late and did everything he could to get us there on time…I have been in probably 30-40 cab rides in Jamaica and this one was definitely the E-Ticket ride. We arrived at 11:00…approx a 1 hour ride from Negril…that boy could drive in NASCAR no problem! Airport Security would not let us in the SuperClubs lounge and a SC Rep told us that we missed our group…oh well we will see them soon. I then spot V hanging out inside…so yippee we have not missed the party bus! All and all A&V, B&G, R&G and the four of us from Negril made the bus together. We were in the back, loud as hell, drinking Red Stripes and happy to see each other….hugs all around for the ones we knew from the year before and the noobies too! We kept getting dirty looks from the ones in front…those Breezes people can be such a bore! Made a quick stop, reloaded up on the Red Stripes and we were off. Made the Breezes stop…what, those bitchy people in the front were not getting off…WTF! Finally we arrive at the gates of Hedo…and what do we see in the lobby….Many Amigos with D&B sporting trays of Woo Hoo’s! Big hug fest in the lobby…seeing old friends and making new ones too. It is amazing the friendships you make with Hedo people, you see them once a year…chat up on the internet every once and a while and they are like long lost childhood friends. Check in…room not ready yet…no problem mon! Amigo and Hedo noobies R&G’s room was ready so we escorted them to the 900 building to show them the lay of the land. Got them settled and we were off to the neekid pool...hell ya! What an awesome afternoon meeting new people and seeing old friends. Seemed like once an hour another group would arrive and round the corner behind the bar to make a grand entrance. We stayed in the pool till dark…realizing we never went back to the lobby to get our room, we headed back up front to find we had gotten room 512…awesome. Although we had never stayed in the 500 block, we are big fans of it now! Situated right in-between the quad and nude pools and far away from the disco. In other words when you want to sleep…it is nice and quiet and you can get some uninterrupted shut eye! As an added bonus A&V were our neighbors!! Showered, unpacked and got dressed for dinner. Decided on the main dining room, with all the excitement of the day, we never bothered to make dinner reservations at either of the restaurants. B stuck his head in to Pastafaria just to see…bingo there was a table for four. After dinner we just hung at the main bar and caught up with old friends and got to know some of the noobies. There was a body shot contest going on in the Disco…but never made it up there as we were having so much fun just catching up. Jen and I decided to go the hot tub, went by the room to drop the clothes and instead Jen dropped. So went by myself, sat for a few minutes, found myself slipping into unconsciousness and did not want to be that guy…so staggered back to the room for some much needed sleep!

Sunday – March 29th – Day 4
Up somewhat early considering the hangover I had…but being a trooper wanted to have my first Hedo omelet of the year. Breakfast did not disappoint, I absolutely love sitting in the main terrace in the morning over coffee and conversation with the Caribbean Sea as a backdrop. After breakfast we headed to the nude pool but found myself not able to escape the POS feeling that came along with the previous 3 days of partying. So declared Sunday an “off day” and headed for the room for some much needed sleep. Got up around 4:00 to get ready for the WWV welcome party which was great and we got to meet some of the WW peeps that were not Amigos. Started to feel human again and a bunch of us moved down to the main bar and hung out till 8:00 or so. Tonight was dinner at Munansan so we headed back to the room to get ready for 70’s night…which the Amigos were dressing up as the Village People. Nothing like strutting your stuff as your favorite 70’s gay disco star! Jen and I were construction worker dude…she looked smoking hot and I guess I ended up looking like Larry the Cable Guy! My shorts were so short that my “frank and beans” keep falling out the bottom of my shorts…not very comfortable while sitting I can tell you that. After dinner we hit the disco and the place was rocking!! We had all the Village People (cop, navy, construction, Indian and biker) represented and everyone looked fantastic…especially liked the ass-less chaps on D and all our girls looked very sexy! At one point the DJ played YMCA, and a bunch of us went up on the bar and we did our best to keep up with the dance moves and not fall off! Jen and others had already shed their costumes for a waterslide run or two…so after we headed to the midnight buffet for a quick bite and then off to bed.

Monday – March 30th – Day 5
Up not so early today…missed my omelet but John was already cooking and I started of the day with Jerk Chicken Nachos…and damn they were good! Feeling good today…back on track and ready to roll! Typical glorious day in the neekid pool, the weather was beautiful and we spent the entire day just hanging out, drinking and chatting up with everyone around. M&S introduced the group to the blender…which is now called the Amigo Blender. Basically you get 5-6 girls in a circle and the lucky guy gets to spin around in the middle!! The Udder was also introduced today…basically a beer bong with 4 hoses instead of 1. Clarisa and Serena had no problem refilling it until we about ran them out of Red Stripe…so we were told no more mon! Special thanks to D&J for lugging it all the way from NV. Also returning this year to the pool was Whitney, the official Amigo blow up ***** and “Dick” the lovable 6’ inflatable penis! Some early arriving Amigos were leaving at 4:00pm…so we headed to the lobby to say our goodbyes and give them a proper Hedo Fountain send off! No nap today as we were having so much fun, quick trip to the room to take care of some business and get ready for dinner which was at Pastafaria again and once again excellent! Tonight was Pirate so we headed back to the room to change. I was wearing way too many clothes and thankfully Jen was not! Pirate night is really starting to catch on…it is becoming one of our favorite theme nights of the week! We went to the WW beach party and the entertainment was fantastic, there were fire dancers and fire eaters and some crazy girl who thought she was a chicken! After the beach party broke up the night was kinda slow, not much going on at the disco so we decided to call it an early night. We need to start to nap in the afternoon as we seem to be running out of gas early!

Tuesday – March 31st – Day 6
Made it to breakfast today…yea omelet time! I guess this is the part of the week where the days start to repeat themselves…kinda like Ground Hog Day! But I can not think of better days to repeat! After breakfast we….surprise…went to the neekid pool!! Played some games w/ Frass including Hedo Trivia and Lucky Number…which my lucky number got me rum crème covered boobies courtesy of Jen and D!! Between knowing about every question in Hedo Trivia (helps to be on the 8th trip) and licking boobies, I made enough Hedo Bucks for a bottle of rum in one afternoon! We had some Amigos showing up this afternoon and as we were discussing the best time to head to the lobby to meet E&L…then E&L rounded the corner yelling “where the hell are all the Amigo’s at?” So instead of a lobby greeting E&L got the NBH (neekid boobie hug) greeting instead…which if you ask E…he is probably alright with that! We still had one more couple arriving around 2:00 so about 15 of us went up to the lobby for their arrival. We ordered a tray of about 20 Woo Hoo’s to do when the bus pulled up…waited, no bus and an empty tray. Ordered 20 more woo hoo’s…here comes the bus, everyone starts yelling and screaming…wrong bus…empty tray. Now we are all drunk, get a new tray of Woo Hoo’s and A&J finally arrive...hugs around. Not sure what is in a Woo Hoo…but they **** you up! We went back to the pool for more Amigo Blenders and Udder rounds to end the afternoon. Got a little nap in before getting ready for dinner, went to Pastafaria again and had steak. The Amigo girls were all dressing up in LBD (little black dress) for dinner tonight and damn did they looked smoking! We gathered everyone up and did a photo shoot in the lobby…the Bell Hop guys I think enjoyed the show as much as we did! Off to change again for PJ night, Jen looked amazing in her tiny little black bra, panties and stockings. Up in the disco the Amigos all gathered in the back corner and just had a blast dancing and drinking together. They did the costume contest a little different this year, instead of the EC’s choosing the best PJ’s they had contests for the winners. Amigos B&L won most original (I think) and our very sexy D&A girls put on a very sexy show in the middle of the dance floor to bring home the top prize. Can not remember if we hit the hot tub or not, but we made it to the bed late…after another awesome day!

Wednesday – April 1st – Day 7
Another day in paradise, if I had not mentioned yet the weather was unbelievable this week. Hot and sunny with a nice breeze during the day, not one rain drop and cool evenings. Day started like the others, omelet then over to the nude side for more floating in the pool, drinking and telling stories. One thing about Hedo is that I probably laugh more in one week at Hedo than I usually do in a month. At 2:00 we had our first ever Dirty Amigo Gift Exchange in the pool…organized by D&A this was the start of the best day yet (see Friday) of our incredible week. We had 20+ couples entered into the gift exchange and man it was a blast. The range of gifts was from Chocolate Body Paint, about every dildo/vibrator you can imagine, to blow up renditions of farm animals. With the gift exchange over, things turned to A’s birthday. With the help of many, A was turned into a….birthday cake covered in frosting and chocolate from head to toe! Party was on!! Out came the Udder and Amigo Blenders were spinning all over the pool. If we did not have enough to drink…added today were a tray of test tube woo hoo shots and 25 Suck-N-Blow Jell-O Shots. At some point while trying to ride the 6’ foot penis I blew out a nut…literally. Sadly “Dick” did not make it and Delroy the pool attendant disposed of it properly for us. We were very drunk now so we headed to the room for our first real mid afternoon nap of the week. Woke up a few hours later, still buzzing a little bit, and got ready for dinner. Diner again at Pastafaria…had Lamb tonight and can honestly say it was the best thing I had all week. Tonight was Fetish night but the Amigo’s had a little surprise for the rest of the resort. Our little twist was SP&P…Shoes, Panties and Pasties for the girls and the guys to match their theme somehow. Jen had thigh high zebra boots, lace up black panties and zebra star pasties…me, I unleashed the 80’s rocker in me with matching zebra pants and a “Big Hair” wig that would make Kip Winger proud! Now try to imagine 30 hotties running around wearing only SP&P…me likey! Photo op once again in the lobby…the Bell Hop guys are really staring to like us! Party moved up to the disco for more drinks and dancing! I really never lost my afternoon buzz and was shall we say hammered. After an hour of dancing and waterslide runs I recruited as many Amigos I could and moved the party to the hot tub…I guess I thought that would be fun…but as soon as I hit the pool that wall hit me again and I headed to the bed. From what I heard it was a good idea and everyone had a great time!

Thursday – April 2nd – Day 8
Woke up real late…Jen was already gone so I went to see John for some breakfast. A bunch of Amigos were going on the cruise today, so keeping in form of 3 days on, 1 day off, I decided to have another chill day. Another great thing about Hedo is that is can be whatever you want it to be. You can party like rock stars 7 days straight, or hang and read in a hammock if that is your thing. Today my thing was going to be hammock and a book. After having a Jerk Chicken Salad and a couple of Dirty Bananas I found Jen and let her in on the plan. Returned to the room, got an extra bed spread, books and water bottles and staked our claim in one of the hammocks by the chess board. Spent the entire afternoon swinging in the breeze, reading and chilling…the **** that Corona commercials are based on! G, C and even Frass came by a few times to try to talk us into the pool, but we were not having any of that today! We reluctantly gave up our post in time to make the Repeaters Party atop the Scotch Bonnet…the lure of 3 free nights were about the only thing that got us up from there! We did not win…as we never do, but at least someone from the WW group did! Since we were refreshed and had no intention on doing Toga tonight (me thinks toga has run its course…lets get a new theme night in there people!) we headed to the nude pool to watch the sunset! I guess since it was a slow day no one did the 25 Suck-n-Blows that B&D had made earlier that morning. So our little party cracked open the tubes and sounds of giggles and queefs filled the pool once again! Keeping with the chill theme we ended the day having dinner and just relaxing around the Main Bar till 11:00 or so. Needed an early night as we were thinking Friday would be a big day as it was our last…boy did we have no idea what was in store!

Friday – April 3rd – Day 9
Friday started sad as many Amigos had there walking papers and were in the lobby early wearing travel clothes. You can always tell who is leaving by the presence of socks and shoes. We had groups going off at 9:00 and 10:00 so in between we had breakfast and I made the days rations of Suck-n-Blow Jell-O Shots. For both departures we headed to the fountain and sent our peeps off in style! That sad business taken care of it was off…to the neekid pool!! From the copious amount of rest I had the day before I was ready to roll! Day started of innocent enough with most of us discussing what a great week we have had and talk even went to when we were all coming back and what dates would work for 2010. After more jerk yumminess from John, a male vs. female volleyball game ensued. Even though the girls did there breast to distract us by dancing, jumping up and down on our serves to rubbing the ball all over themselves before they served…the boys still kicked ass. The winners…us had a nice big tray of woo hoo’s delivered as we basked in the Jamaica sun and our glory. Not sure if it was the pent up realization that we were all going home in the next couple of days or what…but it was on for the rest of the day! I can not attempt to describe in detail what happened over the next couple of hours, one because it was so surreal, second I need to leave a little to the imagination, third I don’t kiss and tell and finally I do not want to get anyone in trouble…and that includes the staff! All I can say is when a day ends with 5 empty bottles of Rum Crème, naked chicken fights and perma-grins to all those there…you have done something right! On top of that Serena told me that, it was one of the biggest parties she had ever seen in her pool…I will take that as a great compliment! We went to dinner a few hours later after some rest, some play and the dreaded packing of the suitcases. Dinner was at Munansan and wonderful as it has ever been. Lots of early good byes and reminiscing around the Main Bar tonight, I still can not stress enough the caliber of people we traveled with this year! You could tell that the tide was changing as lots of new faces at the resort…the torch would be passed shortly and a new group of party animals would be having (almost) the same fun that we have had over the previous week. Jen and I reluctantly went off to bed for the last time to room 512 for 2009!

Saturday – April 4th – Day 10
Melancholy and the infinite sadness!
Bus was leaving at 10:00 so we had plenty of time to get some breakfast and say our good byes to staff and the remaining Amigos. It was our turn to circle the fountain with a sea of asses saluting us as only can be done at Hedo. Bus ride was full of friends and the 1½ trip went by fairly quickly as we laughed at the week behind us and planned for 2010. Airport was packed; we had over an hour wait in the US AIR ticket line but quick stops through immigration and security. Did some last minute shopping and got a bite to eat at Margaritaville before boarding the plane back to the states. Got home almost on time…back to reality…which bites!

So that is my story and I am sticking to it! Like I said it was the best trip ever…period. We would like to again thank everyone that made our vacation so much fun, you all are really wonderful people and know how to party! We can not wait to see you next year and are counting down the days!

If you are interest in joining up with the Hedo Amigo’s for 2010, our dates will be March 20th-27th. We have already had a post trip chat and made some plans. Things that will be returning will be SP&P and Dirty Amigo; and look for details on a new special theme night for PJ. Of course the Udder, Suck-n-Blows, Whitney, Amigo Blenders and a new and improved “Dick” 6’ inflatable penis will be a fixture in the pool everyday. We once again will be coinciding with Wild Women in 2010 and rates through First Travel will be available soon.

So to all my peeps and freaks, Jen and I love ya…mean it!

Hedo Come Soon Mon!

Face Down and Bottoms Up!

Wyoswift 2009

hedoamigo — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:31:42 CDT

What a trip, I don’t even know where to begin. The trip to MoBay was fairly uneventful (read eye from Denver to Atlanta sucked). Some delays and bumpy air. Meeting A in Atlanta and sitting with her on the last flight was great. We also got to meet G and B in Atlanta. Arriving in MoBay and going through customs was easy (A, R says she will never try to keep up with us again, LOL) then it was off to the PARTY BUS!!!! Special thanks to J and J, B and D and V for waiting on our late asses. Grabbed a few beers for the short trip to Scotchies then a drunken Amigo bus trip (I swear there was none of the things I saw on the way back to MoBay on the way to Hedo, we must have taken a different road).

Upon arrival at H3 we had a quick check in even though not every bodies rooms were ready (no worries mon). We headed up to the room and stashed some roomless Amigo bags in our room. We found out that we had the coolest neighbors in the place and left some Amigo style notes on their door (love ya D and B). The guys took our time shedding our bus beer and the ladies headed to the nude pool. About this time R was looking real nervous. Us guys showed up at the pool about five minutes after the girls and I didn’t see R? I asked J where R went and she pointed at the neekid girl flopping around in the pool!!! There she was neekid and going wild (bravo to my baby)!!! The rest of the afternoon was a bit of a blur!!! We headed back to the room at about 4 and passed out, I woke up the clock read 7 and I freaked that I slept through my first night at Hedo. After realizing that it was 7 pm we were rejuvenated and ready to party. We went and grabbed a bite at the buffet and met some Amigos at the bar. After a few drinks it was glitter time R through on a little assless glittery thing and I broke out Glitter Dick. Off we went, The Amigos were in full force at the main bar, more drinks and then it was off to the disco after a brief run in with creepy guy (not you C). R and the Amigo girls took over the cage and then it was water slide time. Not sure about the rest of the night but we were in our room at 6 in the morning. Thus started my Hedo ritual. Grabbed my fat boy and headed to the pier.

Day 2 was on. Breakfast (R fell in love with the French Toast her hangover cure). Off to the nude side, no AMIGOS, oh well we found a couple chairs on the beach and chilled. It wasn’t ten minutes later over everyone at the pool we hear “GET YOUR DRUNKEN ASSES UP HERE”. There was C and J yelling at us. We went to the pool and there I was in my first ever naked drunken volleyball game. Gotta thank D and E for teaching me BOOBIE RULES and NBH’s. Thus far the best day of my life!!! The Amigos took that pool over it really was an amazing thing. We went and set our alarm this time and got a brief nap. Then it was dinner at Pastafari and Village people time. Through on our Indian garb and off to the main bar. Another great night. Woke up in our room again all must have went well.

Day 3 morning ritual, this time I reserved some chairs. Now the ritual is towels on chairs then the pier. Another amazing day with the Amigos, Ram invented the blender (possibly the greatest Amigo tradition ever). Dinner then Wild Woman Beach Party, a great time the fire eaters put on a great show. We didn’t dress for pirate but somehow ended up wearing others pirate gear at the end of the night.

Day 4 morning ritual. Another great day at the pool. Tried to guess when L and E got in then there they were giving us hugs at the naked pool (sorry again E&L we did want to greet you). Then it was time for J and A to show!!!! Amigos met the bus at the lobby and gave em a drunken Amigo welcome (lots of WooHoos)!!! Prior to their arrival there had been a big bump to Breezes problem so I hooked up with our official Amigo front desk man and checked them in at 7 am they were set. Pool fun, dinner then Little Black Dress night and run in #2 with creepy guy. Another great Hedo day.

Day 5 you get the point. Amigos, fun and sun!!! Hit Pastafari for A’s B-day and had a ball. Great food, excess and then Shoes, panties and pasties. Glitter Dick made its final appearance and creepy guy stalked R and J doing the water slide. I pulled off the stair slide and then made my second appearance of the day to the nurse’s station. No voice and bloody we finished another great night.

Day 6 so on and so forth. Made it to breakfast only to hear that some poor gal hit creepy guy in the hot tub. Steered clear of the hot tub. Slow day at the pool. R had her recovery day in bed. Some Amigos hung in the hammocks and a few of us maintained as normal with frequent trips to check on the recovering. Missed the nude cruise because R was not well but others had a ball on the cruise. All in all a fairly uneventful evening we didn’t do toga but did make a short appearance at the Wild Woman suite party (we loved B, M and C). Off to bed for our only real nights sleep (old age catches up anymore).

Day 7 No ritual just slept in!!! Went to breakfast then got our reality check. Our neighbors left (a great send off but we realized everything great ends eventually) missing our peeps no notebook on the door. Got in the mode and it was decided by Master Freak J that we give the place a party it will never forget!!! Not only did we deliver but we had to apologize to Serena later for the mess in her pool!!! Sorry ladies the men do rule the net!!! You can have another rematch in a few months. Nothing better than the Master and his disciple pouring Rum Cream all over naked deserving boobies (I’ll refresh your memory again in a few months Yoda). A day that will live in Hedo infamy. Last thing I remember at the pool is C and I getting our own drinks. Off to Munasan sorry guys can’t do Asian (I did try). Another wild night. No party like an Amigo party.

Days 8 thru 10. The place calmed down over night. The Amigos that were left had a great time. We were taken over by steroid fest and didn’t own the entire pool anymore but we still had a great time. It was a challenge teaching steroid freaks booby rules at the net. We still had a great group and represented. Got to spend a lot of good times with E&L, A&J, S&J and the rest of our remaining Amigos. We kept the send off party going (the saddest Amigo tradition).
We did get to meet Jaron (you guys rock). Sorry you had a negative experience at H3 but you need to travel with the Amigo crew.

The trip home, who really cares, we were wearing clothes and leaving Hedo it sucked.
***All days, times and events above are an interpretation of my Hedo memories as seen through endless amounts of Rum Crème, Red Stripe, Vodka Slushies, WooHoos and whatever else I consumed over a hazy 10 days and may not be entirely accurate!!!

Thanks to all my peeps: You made this the best vacation we’ve ever had. ROCK OUT WITH YOUR **** OUT, HANG OUT WITH YOUR WANG OUT AND JAM OUT WITH YOUR CLAM OUT!!!

danjensv

hedoamigo — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:35:17 CDT

Noobs do Hedo - March 29 - April 5 with the Hedo Amigos

Hedonism III Report
March 29, 2008 thru April 5, 2008

Short and sweet, this was the best vacation of our lives…period! It ranks up there in the top five best weeks of our lives. It changed us and who we are and gained us a whole new bunch of people I comfortably call great friends. I want to focus on several things that really stood out for us and made it all an experience we will never forget and hooked us on Hedo for life!

Who are we and why did we go? I am Dan, 41, and Jen, my wife of 14 years, is 38. We have two kids and live a fairly normal life. We have a great relationship and have always communicated well and consider each other our best friend. The daily demands of work and family can put a strain on our love life, but when we get the time we can be pretty kinky. Jen is bi-curious and has been aware of her desires since before we were married.

We had been thinking of going to Hedo for years, but a recent major surgery (I was relieved of 10 inches of colon, thank you very much) kind of put things in perspective and we just decided to go for it. We found the Wild Women group and that kind of settled that. We were on our way to Hedo III.

Before we went I did a lot of research, mainly on 4hedonism.com. I posted up our trip dates and asked who else was going. I got a response from J&J. They had been many times, but last year were with a loose knit group that met online prior to going. Some of them were going back and J&J invited us to join there little group called Hedo Amigos. We were happy to know someone, but little did we realize how close we would become with these people.

We have a Yahoo group and we began chatting and such weekly in January. We got a sense of who these people were. There was a mix of people who went last year and new people to the group. Some were veterans, some noobs like us. Long story short, by the time we left Hedo, these people were friends. We still chat and many of us will go back next year. We knew we would meet people, but we never thought we would make such good friends that we would keep well beyond our vacation. We do miss them so!

Most people won’t go with Wild Women (for bi and bi curious women, both single and married), but just in case that is your thing, here you go. First off, Robert and Beth of First Travel, the people that put on the Wild Women weeks, are fantastic. Robert helped Jen become comfortable with going as much as all the trip reports and encouragement from me. He was really great. Beth is really nice too and we enjoyed talking to her a lot. On our trip a lot of things went wrong (not being able to get two rooms for the suite parties, one very aggressive woman), most not under her control and the Wild Women suite parties were a little intimidating. Now if you are bi curious and you go, I imagine it would be intimidating no matter what. I won’t fault Beth. We have read and been told that many women don’t have an experience there first time and that as they go back and become more comfortable, things happen. Either way, First Travel is a fine travel agency and during the Wild Women weeks, Beth is there to help you if need be. The Wild Women parties don’t cost extra, but you have to book with Robert and Beth to get an invite. If you are bi or bi curious and want to explore that, Wild Women can help. Its not a silver bullet, but it can provide a way to meet other like minded women. What happens after that is up to you. We are going again with Wild Women, so it wasn’t all that bad if it sounded that way.

Now before we left Jen had two episodes of major doubt. She is a beautiful woman and has a great body. She isn’t a swimsuit model, but she is your average, good looking mom with two kids in her late thirties. To be honest, she has her flaws but like many women those flaws become exaggerated in her own head and she sees a much different women in the mirror than others see. She was terrified at times of going nude. She was so afraid of being judged and being the only fat, ugly, yada, yada, yada women there. She also became very apprehensive of the Wild Women thing. Honestly her fear got the best of her. Between me, other’s trip reports and Robert we talked her down. Still she was nervous.

I, on the other hand, love being nude…at home. I was a little nervous, but no big deal. I knew the secret was to just get naked as soon as possible and confront your fear. By the third day I left our room naked (technically, your not supposed to be nude except at the nude pool or beach) and never realized it until I got to the nude pool and had no towel or clothes to remove. Funny thing is, Jen became almost as comfortable as I did.

After we arrived we went to the quad pool (clothing optional) in swim suits. It was lame and cold and boring. Some people were naked, but most were in suits. To my surprised J decided it was time to do it. We got out and headed to the nude pool. Jen said later she felt like she was going to puke. Anyway, we got there and I just pulled off the trunks and waited to see if Jen would go through with it. She did but you could see she was terrified. She found a lounge chair and laid down. She was nude! 15 minutes later she was in the pool and a few days later was confident enough to stand up pool side and hold a beer bong while people she had barely known for three days sucked from the tube inches from her naked body. No modesty whatsoever. G&T from the Amigos showed up and were amazed she was already in the nude pool. G said it took him 2 days to get the nerve to do that!

Now Jen sleeps nude and loses her clothes whenever she can. Her confidence is way up and she rarely talks about how “fat” she is. I think that was the best thing we/she took away from Hedo.

Our days after that were spent at the nude pool, drinking, talking with our new friends and playing volleyball. Our nights, eating dinner, dancing in the disco or laying nude on the pier next to the nude beach, alone watching the nightly lightning storms. We rarely knew what time it was. In the immortal words of Forrest Gump, “When I was hungry, I ate. When I was tired, I slept. When I had to go to the bathroom…well, you know.” We just did what we wanted when we wanted. Whether at the nude pool, the main buffet or the disco, if we went we found someone we knew from the Amigos.

One day we Jen and I spent 2 hours in our Jacuzzi tub, just talking and messing around. Another, B&D broke out the beer bong and the test tubes (for shots) and we all got nice and liquored up. Yet another we spent on the nude beach, due to burned shoulders, just laying out and relaxing. We tried snorkeling, we laid in a hammock one day for a while and we took walks around the grounds. One night we were the only people in the nude pool. Another I got a favor from Jen on the gazebo next to the Scotch Bonnet. Still another, we played pool, Jen in her little black dress, while waiting for dinner. Just little things that made our stay special and memorable.

A few events, really stand out in our memory. The day we all invaded the prude side, totally nude, to go down the water slide. That was the same day as the beer bong and shots and we were all pretty messed up. Must have been thirty of us. Another night about a dozen Amigos insisted they turn the slide on about 1:00 am because the disco was so hot. We all stripped right there and went down.

And who can forget my innocent wife’s little surprise. On fetish night the Amigos decided to all do school girl and nerd. Some awesome outfits, but Jen’s was probably the most shocking. She was in a little pink, I guess you would call it a little girl dress, puffy shoulders, pleated skirt, with a ruffled petticoat, white stockings and platform heels. Under all that she had a little surprise. She became the hit of the night as word got around that under that cute dress she was wearing a 10 inch pink strap on! We have a great picture of Spike going down on it. That was so funny!

Another little story to illustrate the end of my wives innocence. One night we ate dinner at Munasan with a few other couples. The rest of the Amigos found us and all the girls flashed their boobs and pressed them up to the window. A good laugh. The next night we found a group a Amigos in Pastafari, most of whom had flashed us the night before. As I began to jokingly suggest (jokingly because the old Jen would never have done this) Jen show them her boobs, she beat me to the punch and did it. The others were floored and laughing so hard and I was amazed she did it.

Finally, the Amigos began a little tradition the year before. Flashing the bus as Amigos left the resort. We did it this year too. Girls showed boobs, guys ass (and in some cases full frontal nudity!). Really a bittersweet memory as our friends were leaving us. Great pictures though and those poor people from the Starfish resort were probably scarred for life.

We didn’t do the nude hot tub until the last night. I have heard all the stories and would have liked to see what really goes on there, but honestly after a couple of hours in the disco, we were wiped. The last night 6 or 8 Amigo couples took it over and we just sat and talked, know that this was the last time we would all be together. It was nice and relaxed. Did I say we messed them a lot?

Now I must pay homage to the Amigos. From the first minute we caught up with G&T in the Montego Bay airport the Amigos accepted us like long lost friends. That first day we were laughing and joking with them like we had known them for years. We are so grateful that they treated us like one of their own and we miss them all. We look forward to seeing them all again next year in April!

We made tattoos and by the end of the week some of the staff were sporting them. It was a great group, from all walks of life and all over the country. With probably 20 or so couples we couldn’t hang out all the time with all of them. From the endless nude volleyball, to that slutty blow up doll with the hemorrhoid, Whitney, to the wild and funny costumes every night, to everything being ‘so hot’ and all the just sitting around at the nude pool, Scotch Bonnet or wherever just talking, the Amigos made our trip what it was. I wish I could mention them all and all the fun we had, but this isn’t supposed to be a book. They know who they are.

Ok, here is some more mundane stuff. The food was really good. It wasn’t 5-star restaurant good, but it wasn’t Denny’s either. Make a point to eat the ackee and salt fish. Just do it, good stuff. Also don’t miss John’s cooking at the nude grill! He really takes pride in his work and is a great guy. Two words…crab salad! When he found out it was most of the Amigos last day he shook our hands and gave us hugs and told us to hurry back. I don’t know if the food at the midnight buffet is really that good or if 17 drinks and two hours dancing up a sweat in the disco just make it taste that way. Damn those burgers were good! We liked Pastafari and Munasan, but we preferred just going to the buffet and seeing who was there and eating with them. Making reservations and inviting others seemed like work.

The room was nice. Other than the windows and doors having trouble shutting due to the humidity everything worked well. The air conditioning was too cold most of time, in fact (not necessarily a bad thing). Comfy bed and nice tub. The walls are a little thin as just about any time during the night if you woke up you could hear someone, somewhere having sex. Our first night the couple next door started having sex, then fought like divorce papers would be filed upon return home, then finished having sex. Luckily they left the next day and our new neighbors were quite.

All the drinks were good. I preferred VX and Coke and Jen liked the dirty banana, hummingbird and Miami vice. We found that being polite got you good service, being friendly got you great service, but being an impatient jerk sometimes got you little to no service. Bring a insulated mug as the resort glasses are very small.

Advice? How about a couple of top ten lists.

Top ten things to bring to Hedo

10 – SPF 50 Sunscreen
9 – Insulated Mug
8 – Condoms (You never know, though we didn’t need them)
7 – Camera
6 – Sex Toys
5 – Slut Wear
4 – Costumes for Theme Nights
3 – Sunglasses
2 – Beer Bong
And the number one thing to bring to Hedo – A Sense of Adventure

Top ten things to do at Hedo

10 – Dance in the Disco
9 – Buy Rum Crème (Not imported to the USA)
8 – Eat as Much as You Want
7 – Three Words: Drunken Naked Waterslide
6 – Nude Volleyball
5 – PDAs
4 – The Nude Hot Tub after the Midnight
3 – Nude Snorkeling (is that ‘bad naked’?)
2 – Drink Way to Much
And the number one thing to do at Hedo – Have the Time of Your Life

Ok, maybe that was lame, but deal with it. Our real advice is to just go. If you are open-minded, fun-loving and like having fun you won’t go wrong. We wish we would have gone much sooner. If it turns out you don’t like the nudity and such you still will have a great time in Jamaica and you won’t find another resort as uncrowded as the prude side.

See the Hedo Amigos in March 2009!

Asader83

hedoamigo — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:32:18 CDT

A First-Timer's Perspective - Hedo Amigos!

Hedo III Trip Report

Background:
I am a 31 year old woman, and traveled with my boyfriend, V. This was our first trip to Hedo III, and my first trip to Jamaica. We are from the Northeast.

Although I am not bi, or bi-curious, we booked with First Travel, Beth and Robert, with Wild Women Vacations. We liked that Beth would be there the entire time if any problems were to arise. We had read many threads about Hedo bumping people, and had a sense of security knowing Beth would be there. As a travel agency, they were great, and we would use them again.

Travel:
Some people don’t care to read the travel portion of a trip report, so if this applies to you, go ahead and fast forward to the next section. I personally liked reading peoples’ travel reports, as it is just one more thing that helped me prepare for my trip.

Our taxi arrived to our house 15 minutes early, putting me in a bit of a frenzy. We made it to the airport in plenty of time, and were able to check in immediately. We double-checked our luggage tags to make sure they were indeed headed to Jamaica and off we went. We had no problems with security, and the flight even left a few minutes early. We landed in Charlotte, NC ahead of schedule. Things were just going way too smoothly. We landed in the “B” terminal, and our connecting flight was to leave from the “D” terminal, so we started to make our way to the other side of the airport (which isn’t really all that large). As we passed a bank of TVs, we decided to stop and double check that the information on our ticket was accurate. “D6, Montego Bay, 11:30am, NOW 3:25 pm”. GRRR. A four hour delay. I immediately contacted Robert from First Travel to let him know of the delay, and he assured us that someone would be at the SuperClubs lounge waiting for us when we arrived, and that our room would still be available. After asking some US Airways employees what the problem was, and after receiving more than one different answer, we just decided to hit the bar and wait it out. In the end, I knew the Charlotte airport by heart; however, I would prefer not to go there again. Even though we did board the aircraft at about 3:30 pm, we didn’t actually get into the air until 4:30 pm. The flight itself was uneventful, and we landed in Jamaica just shy of 7:00 pm. The entire plane burst into applause when the wheels hit the ground. We were there! Unfortunately, (will it ever end?), there was no one who knew how to open the airplane door from the outside, so we all sat on the plane for an additional 30 minutes until someone could let us out. It was a nightmare. We were originally supposed to land in MoBay at 1:31 pm.

Customs was nothing major, and we were through in about 20-30 minutes. I blushed profusely when I was asked where I was headed, but the agent didn’t seem to bat an eye. We made our way to the SuperClubs lounge, checked in and were given a bottle of water. While we waited and filled out our paperwork, we played the “Are they or aren’t they?” game, and we had a pretty good laugh when we got on the bus and learned who was going where. I don’t think we got any right. We only waited about 15 minutes and we were off. Because the majority of us were on that nasty flight from Charlotte, we just wanted to get where we were going, so no pit stop along the way. It was pretty late by the time we got to the resort.

Do you ever have one of those days where you just want to bend over so it would be easier for the world to kick you in the ass? This was one of those days. I was first to check in and we were told that our room choice, pool front at the quad, was completely sold out and that we’d be put in a different room. Not ever having been to the resort before, I was extremely upset (a big thanks to my Hedo Amigos, particularly D&B for being there and giving me a Vodka Ting and a hug, which I desperately needed). We were taken to our room, which ended up being at the Garden View Nude (500) building, on the third floor. It was dark when we arrived, so I couldn’t really see much out our window. We decided to keep everything in the suitcases, and check back in the morning to see if we could get the room we wanted. Long story short (too late!), after checking back at 7 am the next morning, we were told that there were 8 other couples in front us of that were promised and waiting for a pool front room, and only 4 rooms would be opening up that day, and to try back again tomorrow. Um, no thanks. I’m not living out of a suitcase for half of my trip on the off chance that a room may or may not ever open up. And, after seeing the view from our third floor window – nude beach, ocean, and 2 swinging beds – we decided to stay where we were. Out of our group of about 40 people, I only talked to one couple that didn’t have some kind of travel or room issue on arrival.

Impressions of the resort:
I’m not going to do a play-by-play of each day; they really do all blend together. Our routine was as follows: wake up, drop off stuff at the nude pool, go eat breakfast, sit at nude pool all morning, grab a bite to eat for lunch at either the buffet, the Scotch Bonnet, or the nude grill, sit at the nude pool all afternoon, head up for a late afternoon nap (or other bedroom activity), shower and dress for dinner, eat dinner, change clothes into theme night outfits, meet friends at the main bar, head up to the disco, grab a quick bite at the late night buffet, change into nothing, head to the nude hot tub, go to bed. I’m not exaggerating when I say we did that every single day. We didn’t do any outside excursions, we never used the quad pool, and we never went to the prude beach (except for the “photo shoot”).

Restaurants: We thought the food was pretty decent. Many people have said this, and I think if you follow this, you’ll be fine - Don’t go expecting 5 star restaurants. You will not starve at this place. Food highlights for me were anything John at the nude pool made (that man is an angel), everything I ate at the Scotch Bonnet, and Pastafari. You can’t beat the view at the Scotch Bonnet, and the girls there were always happy to see V. There were always a ton of choices at the buffet, and it was always pretty good. I could’ve eaten the French toast morning, noon and night. Yummy! I thought Munasan was only ok – not bad, just not great. The service at all the restaurants was typically very good. We never waited ages for any service at any restaurant. My only gripe – spoons were hard to come by in the main dining hall. If that’s all I had to complain about, then that’s not so bad. I also brought my own hazelnut coffee creamer from home, which was great.

Rooms: Our room was third floor in the 500 building, garden-view nude. We really ended up liking this location. If we go back, we will probably try to get this building again. We had a rock painted and put it underneath our building. I thought I’d hate the stairs, but I ate more than I do at home during the week, so was actually grateful for the stairs in the end. The room was what I expected. It was clean, there were plenty of drawers and closet space to unpack and not feel crowded. The bathroom was fairly large, and the counter space was pretty decent for all my appliances and beauty gear. I thought the step from the tub back out to the floor was a bit steep, and I did fear falling every time, even though I never did. We expected the worst with the shower, but never seemed to have any problems with hot water or decent water pressure. I was at first very shy with the window, and used the shades, but by day 3 or so, I was showering with the window open and waving to passersby! The CD player was a nice touch, and we used it every day (I left all 5 CDs with the ECs at the end of the week). We used the coffee pot when we were actually given coffee (seemed as scarce as the towels). The mirrors above the bed and tub only made us giggle, because they are “fun house” mirrors – one way I looked really fat, one way I looked really short, one way I looked like I had no neck, etc. It was more comical to us than sexy, but still a nice touch. Our bathroom did seem to have a bit of an ant problem, but they stayed in the bathroom and were never really a nuisance. Our air worked too well, and we ended up keeping it on only very little to get some of the humidity out of the room. It was like an icebox when it was on. Really, I had no complaints about the room, with the exception of the housekeeper. I elaborate a little more in “tips”.

Pools/Hot Tubs: We only spent time at the nude pool and hot tubs, so I can’t really speak to the prude pool (which I literally saw one person in all week, and then found out he was an employee) and the quad pool (which from what I only heard was used quite a bit). Socially, I thought the nude pool was the place to be. I thought the nude pool was a bit cold, but I’m also a wimp. The hot tub was always warm, sometimes a tad too warm. The nude hot tub was THE place to be every night. At times, yes, it was too full, and we ended up leaving. A couple of nights, there were issues with single guys, and again, we left. To us, it was no big deal, as it was late anyway. The nude hot tub was definitely where the action was at night, but I kind of felt most of it was more of a show than two (or more!) people actually enjoying each other. One foursome moved from one side of the pool to the bar (eww) so that more people could see them. The gene pool, oops, I mean the hot tub, was drained every morning, cleaned and refilled, so I never felt icky going in the hot tub. The nude beach was beautiful. I can’t believe that people complained about the beach in reviews. It’s quiet, it’s serene, the water is warm, and there were always chairs available. Both the nude pool and the beach always had plenty of floats, although chairs by the pool were a hot commodity by about 10 am.

Resort itself: We were actually pleasantly surprised that the resort was far better than we thought it would be. I’ve done a fair amount of traveling, and try not to take every review at face value, but we had read quite a few reviews that said the resort was in shambles; dirty and unkempt. We had truly prepared ourselves for the worst. This was not the case at all! We thought the resort was beautifully maintained, and every single day we saw employees raking, painting, cleaning, etc. I thought for the age and the Caribbean location of the resort, it would be worse for the wear, but it wasn’t at all. People asked us a couple of days in what we thought, and our reply was, “It’s way better than we thought it would be!” Go with an open mind, and I’m certain that you, too, will be happy with the accommodations.

Hedo Amigos:
In this aspect, the reviews were right – the people make this resort the best! The group we had hooked up with was the Hedo Amigos, who were back for their second trip. We had weekly chats, and were able to email the entire group with a quick click of the send button, and were able to really get to know each other before going. We planned our theme nights, excursions, and gave ideas and suggestions to each other for months before going. As a newbie, too, this was invaluable. I was able to ask any question, regardless of how ridiculous it sounded to me, and get an answer almost immediately. Everyone was so helpful prior to going. When our bus pulled up, I had a group of Amigos running and screaming through the lobby to welcome us. It just doesn’t get any better than that! We met some amazing people, and I’ve never laughed so much in my entire life. These people were amazing! We even had temporary tattoos (thanks again for the application help, D!) and by a few days in, the entire resort knew who we all were.

For me, the best part of this group (especially for being a newbie) was that this was a group that’s main priority was having fun, not swapping partners. V and I went with the sole purpose of enjoying only each other, and were a little nervous about being approached for more than we were interested in. Never once did I feel that from our group. Everyone’s wishes were respected, and I absolutely loved that. And of course, it wasn’t just the group that respected that, we got that feel from pretty much everyone at the resort. It was just wonderful to go to breakfast, lunch or dinner, and to hear someone yell from across the room, “A & V, over here!” We were never without someone to hang out with, and we truly did meet some lifelong friends. Leaving was sad – when B&D came down to see us off, we both burst into tears! How many vacations have you been on where that’s been the case? Our goodbye was amazing – we weren’t expecting anything since our bus left at 7 am, but we had a nice crowd down giving us the ol’ Hedo see-ya from the fountain. It was priceless. We heard through the grapevine that some guests were disappointed after our group had left because we were always having such a good time. And I’m thrilled to know that we’re going back again next year as a group!

Special Hedo Amigo shout out section: J&J, for putting this group together. I just loved hanging out with you guys. I loved J’s stories – I guess you really acquire them after being there 7 times! B&D, my sista from anotha mista! We have truly known each other in a different life. A most amazing friend! And you can beer bong with the best of them! I can’t wait to vacation with you two again. My bestest Amigo friends. D&J, the two people I would never picture going to a place like Hedo, but the two that probably had the most fun. Your polka-dot outfit is still making my head spin! You’re awesome. C&E, the two that made the absolute most out of their vacation. Had you not said you were fellow newbies, I would have never guessed you were. I can’t thank C enough for the beautiful and amazing pictures you took of me. Stunning! K&R, I wish you would have stayed longer, but we really enjoyed the time we spent with you guys. R’s smile and laugh were contagious and you couldn’t help but laugh with him when he was around. C&E, always fun to meet fellow Nor’easters! I hope that we can all meet up soon for dinner and share pictures (because who else can I show them to?). D&S, I really enjoyed our conversations at the hot tub. I really enjoyed your company, and wish we had spent more time with you guys. G&T, you’re hot. ‘Nuff said. B&D (CA), you two are so freakin’ cute, I can’t stand it. Thanks for bringing the 6’ blow up wiener. Make sure he comes again next year! Oh, and to Whitney, you’re a tramp! I hope your hemorrhoid cleared up. LOL! I’m sure that I’ve missed people, but every single Amigo that I met helped to make our vacation as wonderful as it was, and I can’t thank you all enough for being so fun. We can’t wait to go again next year with everyone.

Travel Home:
I should just leave this section blank, because in a cruel twist of fate, we had zero issues getting home. As a matter of fact, we arrived home 30 minutes ahead of schedule. Of course we did.

Tips and Personal Impressions:
• Bring an insulated mug! We each brought a 32 oz Bubba Mug that were used all day, every day. And even though I didn’t really drink, it was great for water and soda, too. There was never a shortage (that we saw) of liquor or beer, and we saw many premium liquors behind the bar.
• Find a Yahoo Group or some way to meet other people before you go. Had we not done that, we would not have had nearly as much fun as we did. We saved a ton of time getting the “What’s your name”s and “Where you from”s out of the way before going.
• Find out what other groups are scheduled to go at the same time and find out what their story is. Groups can change the dynamic of the resort, and it’s best to be prepared for what you may encounter.
• Dress up for theme nights! Between the costumes and friends we had there, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my entire life. We found the percentage of people dressed for theme nights to be very high, unlike other reviews.
• I know space in the suitcase in valuable, but bring a couple of beach towels. There were NEVER any towels at the pools. And I mean never.
• Apparently tipping your housekeeper gets you better service, which I was disappointed to learn partway through the week. We routinely didn’t get all the towels we should have, and didn’t get ANY service on the day before we left. Friends of ours in the same building never had that problem, but tipped the first day. Boo.
• Say hello to John at the nude grill. He and Andy (Water Sports) were my favorite employees. John is the nicest person I’ve ever met, and is wicked proud of his country. He also makes killer nachos and crab salad. I wanted to put John in my suitcase and take him home.  Thanks to Hedo management who put him back at the nude grill. Smart choice. I just wanted to pinch Andy’s cheeks, he was so sweet.
• I thought the woman who handled the restaurant reservations was a snot. I wasn’t the only one who thought that either. She needs a serious attitude adjustment. She and our housekeeper were the only employees that we had an issue with.
• Togas are not delivered to your room, as I thought they were. By the time we realized that, there were no togas left at all. Thankfully, V made do with a shirt he had, and thanks to D for giving me the amazing candy pasties and to T for giving me her extra skirt, I was able to look fierce.
• Make use of the outdoors. We found a quiet place on the pier between dinner and the disco and very much enjoyed ourselves.
• I do want to go on a bit of a tangent about what our group affectionately coined “Creepy Guy #1”… and #2, and #3 and Vinnie #1. The place was crawling with them. I’m putting on my fire retardant suit because I’m sure I’ll get flamed for this, but I just don’t get why single guys go to Hedo. Although, Creepy Guy #1 was there with his wife, so I guess it’s not strictly limited to single guys. He would leave the prude beach occasionally to come and fill up his “spank bank” by strolling through the nude pool, clothed, of course, and would come flying off his prude beach chair like his ass was on fire while we would do our Naked Waterslide Runs, and just stand at the bottom of the slide and stare. He gave everyone, including the guys in our group, the heebie jeebies. Creepy Guy #2 was behaving inappropriately with himself at the quad pool around some of the women in our group. I believe he was reported to the staff. Creepy Guy #3 was lurking in the bushes on multiple occasions while couples were using the swinging beds near our room. Vinnie #1 was your typical Vinnie. There with his Vinnie friends, always all over the women. He never spent any time at the nude pool during the day, but you could be certain that he would be at the hot tub at night, alone, but physically close to everyone there. I just don’t understand the allure of going to this place as a single male. I just don’t. They are pretty much automatically assumed to be creepy, which is unfortunate but true. Single guys have to work 10 times harder than anyone to make people think otherwise. I speak for myself when I say this; I just didn’t see or meet one single guy there that didn’t give me the willies.
• This place can be what you make it. If you think it’s going to suck, don’t be surprised if it does. Don’t not go because you think that everyone is swapping partners or that you think it’s a 24 hour orgy. I’m sure if you want that, you can find it, but I didn’t get that feel at all. Go with an idea of how you want your vacation to be, and open mind, and make it happen! We will be back!

Hem06

hedoamigo — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:29:49 CDT

A single gal goes to H3

I went to Hedo 3 from 3/31-4/8 as a single woman. I am 28, carry some flab (very well!!) and had never been on a holiday (It's your holiday, mon!) in my life.

Why did I pick Hedo? Inclusive, tropical, and no kids. I left my daughter at home, and there was no fucking way I wanted to listen to anyone else's. There are some private reasons as well.

Now, I must include my Air Canada BLOWS part of the trip report, since it is one of the few stories I can tell people in the "real" world.

YOW flight leaves over 1 hr late due to either a) Air Canada sucks, or b) some mechanical blah blah. I prefer a. Finally, we are going to pull out, and they decide they must de-ice the plane. I am heading to Jamaica and I have to havemy plane de-iced. Friggen unreal. We finally take off, and land in YYZ. I am deplaning at exactly the time my connecting flight is supposed to take off. I mention this to the stewardess, who tells me "RUN!!". So I do. I should mention, I have big boobs and am lazy as hell, so this is no easy thing. As I exit the tunnel thingy, there is a big line of wheelchairs. I grabbed one, sat down, and started telling people to move it. I realise i am in "A" and need to get to "Z" (or so it seemed). Of course. Since I am not familiar with Pearson, I ended up God knows where after about 10 minutes of rolling a wheelchair like a psychotic paraplegic. I pull up to a big letter "G" where a AC rep is standing. I asked her where I needed to go for MBJ departure. She points to the "G" and says "This is "G", you need to go to "L"."
"How do I get to "L"?" I asked.
She reminded me in the most cunty way she could that if I knew my alphabet, I would follow along and hit L. She also made the L symbol with her hands, in case I was too dumb to remember the alphabet. She was a first class bitch. Fast forward to me finding an AC customer service desk, just to ask directions. I was finally told I wasn't catching my plane since it had left half an hour ago. And by the way...AC has no more MBJ departures until tomorrow. Thanks for choosing Air Canada!
This is about the time that steam came out of my ears, the whistle blew, and I told them I didn't care who they had to kill, get me to Jamaica tonight. 6 months ago I would have meekly walked away. Fuck em. Not this time. I was so mad at this time, I think I may have spit fire. I also stood there while the AC rep called H3 and explained I would be late (I was scared my room would be gone). Finally, they found me something with AA, which connected in Miami for MBJ. Both flights were delayed. Sigh.

I finally arrived in MBJ at around 10 pm, 8 full hours late. In the SC lounge, there were only a few of us. 4 of us on the bus to hedo. Myself and three men. One was heading past Hedo, and the other two were going there on business. I said to myself....AS IF. I get on the bus GOING TO HEDONISM 3, and am paired with two business guys who know nothing about the resort, and someone who was paying the bus driver to take him to his friends place past the resort. I said to the driver...I need some beer. The beer guy came out in his jammies and opened. I made the two squares buy beer, too. LOL. No choice given. I am a woman and shamed them into it. Those three must have thought I was completely insane. I slammed 3 beers back, and since I don't normally drink, I arrived happy as a pig in shit at the resort. I knew I would need the beer or I would end up hiding in my room.

It was almost midnight when I went down to the bar in my pirate undies and ordered a dirty banana. I was absolutely fucking terrified out of my skull. I looked at all the faces, I was trying to find me Amigos. No luck there. I was quickly approached by men at the bar, which was extremely flattering and certainly helped my confidence. The first night I ended up shit faced in the naked hot tub. Not alone, either My camera was stolen this night as well.

The next day I went down to the nude side. I was completely sober, took off all my clothes, laid on a green bed dohicky, and proceeded to smoke a giant Kong which made me more relaxed. I was still taking everything in....and still looking for my Amigos. The thing is, it is very hard to ID NAKED people from clothed pictures. I was so shy to approach anyone after a few mistaken IDs. I wish I would have stood at the bar and said "Where are the AMIGOS?!" I know I would have had a very different trip. Eventually I did meet up with them [nb: travel with the Amigos--they all rock] but it was after 2 days of being hit on by every couple looking for g/g action. By day 3, I was leery of almost any couple who approached me and had found a bunch of singles to hang out with.

I can't give a day by day, they are sort of...mushed together. I will give some impressions, though.

Single men at Hedo want to make you their possession. Since the single gals are scarce (supposedly--I met at least 10+ single women while I was there) they figure if they hang out with you, and you fuck em, they should cling to you like saran wrap. I was straightforward and told the men I met that while at hedo, "Monogamy is not my bag, baby." In fact, that became my motto for the week. (LOL--some of you probably heard me shouting it while severely inebriated). If they got too clingy, I moved on. All of them did. I am pretty sure I hurt some feelings in the process, and I regret that with all my heart (Bee, so sorry!) but I had to have my dream vacation, with my own fantasies. I was not there to be someones fuck slave for a week.

There are some pervs around at night, if I walked to my room alone I could be propositioned by several men along the way, ones that were mostly hiding in dark corners. If I wasn't alone, they asked if they could join or watch. One drunken night, I got all up in some guys face and told him if he was smart, he would start asking the ME those questions, instead of differing to the guy like I was a fucking necklace. I don't remember what he said exactly, but sorry and pretty lady were in there somewhere.

PDAs: Holy fucking SHIT. One of my last nights I saw about 10 people going at it on the beach together. Woooooeeee. I put on a few of my own, too. I did observe one couple on the beach one night who were so into each other, and very obviously were making love and not fucking. I guess that tells you something about me. LOL. I enjoyed the orgy and the lovemaking. It was all very erotic and pretty much just makes you horny all the time.

I am not well traveled but I thought the resort was very nice. It was VERY clean, the staff was wonderful, the food simple. I liked all of it. I do have to ask everyone going to hit the nude bar, and tell my man Keno that Heather says hello. For some reason, I really like that kid. He made me laugh my ass off, looked me in the eyes, and didn't make me feel like a piece of meat. He's smart as hell, too.

OK, I have been writing this for about a million years. I left out a lot, too. Sheesh.

I met so many amazing people. From Dublin to Jersey, Chicago to Boston, Florida....and helll....there were more Canadians there than Canada. You can always tell, they are the loud ones drinking the most.

I will go next year again. I had an amazing time. I left Hedo with a new appreciation for Reggae, how hard Jamaicans work, and scenery that took my breath away.

I also leaned that with enough booze and ganja, I will do almost anything up to and including some really freaky shit.

Now, where can I get a mirror for over my bed?

__________________
Heather, March 31-April 8, 2008!
Virgin no more! Traveled single for one reason:

No Witnesses.

Firedog

hedoamigo — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:27:45 CDT

Just Got Back Newbie Trip

Surprised her with trip to Hedo3, she thought we were going to be at Breezes. Was hard to keep secret all the way up and to when we arrived at Hedo3 front entrance.

Planned trip for over three months. Was sure she would say no to Hedo, so I didn't ask. Even bought theme night clothes without her knowing. What a task trying to pack those things without her seeing them. Hoped to hell that they won't open our bags for inspection.

Hooked up online with Hedo Amigos before the trip. Great group of folks, especially Jeff and Jen, aka FaceDown. These guys answered every question I could think of before the trip. These people could make a living selling an Amigos Trip to Hedo anytime, can't thank them enough.

Arrival to Jamaica was no biggy. Only two of us in small van to Hedo 3, no stop for Red Stripe, boo!

Checked in early, was told no room ready yet. No problem lets go drink and explain to wife that this isn't just a naked resort, lol!
Once I showed her the "prude pool'" I was immediately ripped for referring to her as a prude. I had to prove that the pool was infact called the prude pool, luckilly the daily events schedule refers to the prude and nude. Saved from certain death number two.

I assured her that she would have a great room first floor at the "Quad Pool"' where I was sure everyone would wear clothes, opps!
While we waited for our room, we went and checked out the Quad pool, opps, I swear I thought they said clothing a must, lol!!

Finally get our room after being told that they were over-booked. I let them know we were with the Hed Amigos group and just then a room was made available.

Got the lay of the land the rest of the day, dinner and drinks, drinks, drinks.
Woke up next morning expecting to be DOA. Instead she said let go eat and find our spot by the pool.

Stayed at quad pool all day. Met some nice people from all over and one freak. By now the word was out about four single guys causing some minor problems mostly at the nude pool.

By day three she had gotten comfortable enough to be topless in the morning and floating naked by the afternoon. Myself, I thought why did she waste two days. But I realized that it was better to let her go at her own pace. Best part about it was no one cared either way what you did or didn't do.
Honestly I believe that after the first day of seeing people running around in the buff, you don't even pay attention to it like you would at home. At one point while floating in the quad pool, we met new friends, Chris and Amy and realized that wife was face up naked on raft with "monkey patch" three feet away from new friends she had just met. Imagine that for a recent prude, lol.

Decided to try out nude pool, always to packed. Did go to nude jacuz in the pm's. Was fun but almost always cut short by one couple always needing to add their DNA to the water. Back to the safety of the Quad Pool.

We had a great time at the naughty school girl night and Togo party.
Most in attendance had costumes, at least the women. We wished that we had gotten more involved with our group. We stayed with a few new friends whom had also joined the Amigos before the trip. We hope to see you guys again real soon, "aye?" Dam Canadians, good thing we weren't paying for the drinks, lol.

This was a great trip! Next time we go, pack less, way less, ( 4 Bags) get naked day one. Start partying as soon as we get there. And meet up with the good friends we met while at Hedo. And next time I might even let her know where we're going beforehand, nah!
Later!

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